pimpbooking 

someone who constantly reminds you in their status they offer a product or service

Mark's status always says something about the real estate market. We get it you are a real estate agent, stop pimpbooking!

pimpbooking by LoveGMoney February 3, 2010

Poopbooking 

Using facebook on your laptop or cellular phone while you take a poop

I sat on the toilet the other day and did some poopbooking.

Poopbooking by johnpraterrrr October 19, 2009

Poopbooking 

To check Facebook on ones laptop or mobile device during the process of defecation. May result in abruptly ended facebook chats when defecation is complete.

"Poopbooking her boyfriend, the girl poked him before logging off to wipe"

"I felt a bowel movement coming on, so I grabbed my laptop and headed to the bathroom for a poopbook session"

Poopbooking by xxxxxxAustinxxxxxx March 26, 2011

poopbooking 

aka. Facecrapping- the act of checking your Facebook while you are using the bathroom

I nearly dropped a premature deuce when I saw what she posted while I was poopbooking.

Dude 1: Come on man, you've been in there forever! What are you doing?

Dude 2: Leave me alone! I'm Facecrapping!

poopbooking by pseudonym1111* October 5, 2010

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016