jellywanker 

a jellywanker is somebody who sticks their penis into a jar of jelly and excessively masturbate with it.

That Fagot is such a jellywanker!!

jellywanker by rawrzhar December 22, 2010

jillywonkered 

Feeling overwhelmed. Defeated.

The company reorganization is making me feel jillywonkered.

jillywonkered by f.x.l. September 2, 2014

Jallywacker 

Jallywacker: to be an idiot, crazy, or a just stupid

You Jallywacker, that is stupid.

Jallywacker by B.Field May 28, 2010

jollywonkered 

jol-E-won-ker
An adjective, adverb, verb, or noun referencing an object that is somehow not how it is supposed to be. Can be used in place of such words as "broken", "damaged", "crooked", "fucked up", "wobbly", "messed up" etc. When used as a verb, jollywonkered is past tense; future tense is the same as the noun form, simply "jollywonker". "Jollywonkering" is also sometimes used as the present-tense verb form...synonymous with "messing around", "playing", "breaking", "ruining" etc.

1(Adjective): The earthquake shook the building so hard that everything inside is jollywonkered.

2(Adverb): Wow, that guy is missing his left leg and he is walking all jollywonkered like.

3(Verb, Past-tense): I don't know how you jollywonkered that Kama Sutra position up enough to dislocate your shoulder last night.

4(Noun): Only a jollywonker like you would confuse the Cleveland Steamer and the Dirty Sanchez!

5(Verb, Present-tense): Stop jollywonkering around with that thing in public.

jollywonkered by CC23 February 2, 2009

Jollywanger 

A Confidence trick - To do something easy to get your confidence up before you face the real hurdle.

Pool - If there's a ball by the pocket, and a harder shot - don't necessarily go for the harder shot in case the other balls is accidentally pocketed by the other player. Sometimes it helps to pot these, then go for the others, feeling a little more confident. This is a Jollywanger.

Jollywanger by beatmastabill January 5, 2014

Jellywater 

Referring to a man's dripping hair gel, through either melting or being washed out.

"It was hot out today, ended up getting jellywater on my trousers after I fell asleep in the sun.

Jellywater by clorkson23 June 25, 2022