Headbeard

Beard that seamlessly integrates into your head

David: Yo check out Hugo's headbeard!
Brian: Damn, that's alpha.
David: Strong beard genetics

Headbeard by davsters November 2, 2010

Loverboy Headband 

A headband formed by holding a strip of cloth to your forehead and tying it at the back of your head. Popularized by 80's rockers and epitomized by Mike Reno from Loverboy.

Daniel should have known better than to tangle with Johnny on the beach after he saw Johnny's Loverboy headband. From The Adam Carolla Radio Show

Loverboy Headband by bewareofdow June 19, 2008

Headboard bustin' 

When your bang session is so good that you destroy the headboard on the bed. Extra points for putting splinters in her hair.

Yesterday my chick and i were really tearing it up, i mean we were headboard bustin'!

Headboard bustin' by Mike Cheezmar December 15, 2012

Show her the headboard

To bang a chick or to quite literally sell a headboard.

“Hey, I’m gonna show her the headboard” “You wanna see the headboard?”

Show her the headboard by Horny Frey November 9, 2018

glass headboard 

glass headboard - the highest position a woman can achieve through the exchange of sexual prowess for executive power

Stephanie has hit the glass headboard; Bob won't promote her past regional manager no matter how good she is in bed.

glass headboard by TooSick4U October 16, 2008

headboard syndrome

the loss of intelligence or capcity for logical thought resulting from prolonged bashing of the head against a headboard during vigorous sexual intercourse; someone's brains have literally been fucked out

Britany Spears' recent(2007) downward spiral is directly attributed to headboard syndrome.

headboard syndrome by passionjackson April 8, 2007

Headband 

An exotic Strain of marijuana; usually a crossbreed of OG Kush, Master Kush and Sour Diesel.

"Damn that pink headband knocked me out!"

Headband by Sofa Kindgom April 14, 2009