Guy:"I have femaleatitidis."
Other guy:"Oh what's femaleitidis."
1st guy:"Femaleitidis is we're you are afraid of talking to women and girls."
2nd guy:Oh I have femaleitidis too then."

femaleitidis by Young yeeter April 16, 2019

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Fakalaptitakapus

Fak-a-lap-ti-tak-a-puss

-The act of trying to stay neutral, but unintentionally taking a side.

Person one: that Person is a Fakalaptitakapus

Person two: how?

Person one: they said they wouldn't take a side but has been avoiding me while still hanging out with them.

Fakalaptitakapus by RehardGames October 5, 2023

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fagalitis

1. The medical term to one that has been diagnosed with being a fag.
2. Having homosexual irritation (i.e. been fucked up the ass too much)

His fagalitis is what caused him to be the loser at the party.

fagalitis by mo June 10, 2006

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fagaletti

A fagaletti is one who is annoying, frustrating and acts like a real dickhead....the person described knows they are being a real pain in the arse.....

Person in the office is going around getting right in peoples faces being generally annoying, telling jokes that are not particularly funny and has really bad breath, from the previous night of eating a garlic based spaghetti....therefore that makes this person a fagaletti.

Or

Your driving along quietly and a person that has been riding up your arse for the last 10 minutes zooms past....as he passes you yell in an opera voice 'Fagaletti!'

fagaletti by Threadfins April 17, 2011

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