count dorkula

When some one says something so stupid they have sucked the life out of the conversation.

John: I am so pumped for the Bears/Packers game tonight.

Tim: Yeah, I think Bret Farve is going to torch the Bears.

John: Bret Farve plays for the Vikings, Count Dorkula

(Conversation is during the current calendar year)

count dorkula by Cool Hand Jew October 21, 2010

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Cunt Dorcula

Nerdy SUV driving mom who didn't get much play in High School but married into money, drinks chardonnay, and never leaves the left lane

She is the quintessential Cunt Dorcula

Cunt Dorcula by daddycock June 9, 2011

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