fistbite

1. n. A step up from facepalm. When shit has really hit the fan, or fails or epic fails are piling up to the point beyond cussing and a facepalm. An example situation would be when your computer is lagging incredibly.

2. v. The act of biting one's fist on the grounds of the first definition of this term.

Man, that dude's about to snap. Did you see him fistbite?

fistbite by jmw87 October 21, 2010

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fistbiter

Someone with a big mouth alongside their small IQ #, (My Buddies Uncle)

Why do all those fistbiters listen to Jesse Jackson's concern for Terry Schiavo?

fistbiter by Seth H September 17, 2005

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fistbite • fistbiter • Fishbite Chuggle

Fishbite Chuggle

A phrase used by General Motors to describe a noise made by a faulty transmission or torque converter. Typically sounds like and clunk and a bang at the same time.

“This 2019 Buick Enclave has set a P0700 and is producing a fishbite chuggle”.

“What the hell is a “fishbite chuggle”? Is that even a real thing?”

Fishbite Chuggle by 5th_G March 12, 2022

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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