knauf 

1. Someone who is totally beast (noun).
2. A person who powns noobs (noun).
3. a monster that lives in the ceiling (noun).

1. "Dude Bob is such a knauf."
2. "Robert is a total knauf at football."
3. "Dude theres a knauf in the Art Classrooms ceiling."

knauf by knauf September 26, 2010

knauf 

(now-f)
Def.

1. A person who thinks they are better than they really are (noun).2. A fool who fails miserably (noun).3. An old man wearing leather who fails (noun).

1. "Dude Bob is such a knauf with baseball."
2. "Jake is such a knauf at life."
3. "dude there's a knauf running around yelling."

knauf by Antiknauf September 24, 2010

Jack Knauf 

-noun (jack-in-auf)
The name of a white child who is born by a child of the 'Knauf' family and some white girl. This kid will be the Jesus of all kids in his age group, and largely known through the United States and Canada. Also known as, masturbating like a jack hammer onto your girlfriend.

Chuck Norris - Dude, do you see that kid?
Britney Spears - Who, Jack Knauf?
Billy Mays - Yeah, he's awesome.
Britney Spears - I know.

Jack Knauf by bfont May 11, 2009

Nic Kaufmann 

Nic Kaufmann is a tiktoker but also known as the cutest little thing ever. He is hot, cute and funny. His eye catching tiktoks are ADDICTING !!!!!!! We totally stan an indian german guy :

noob 1: Who's that hot ass guy on tiktok that makes girls (and maybe guys too) crazy?

noob 2: Oh... Its probably Nic Kaufmann.

Nic Kaufmann by shrasian, shrek yet asian March 8, 2020

Andy Kaufman Syndrome 

When one's intention by telling a joke or doing something funny, is to make oneself laugh instead of others.

Bob: Hey didn't I go to highschool with you?

Steve: Hell, yea. I used to let you touch my penis in gym.

Bob: Wait, what?

Melany: That isn't the same Steve, and that isn't funny

Steve: It was to me. I have Andy Kaufman Syndrome

Andy Kaufman Syndrome by Hellste Stern Von Allen June 5, 2010

Knafi 

kuh·nah·fee Pronunciation kuh·nah·fee

This is a term used in frantic excitement, a high quaility version of the term LMFAO. There is nothing higher than this term when it comes to online laughing.
Your key strokes are always one key left because you're having an orgasm of laughter. This is how KNAFI is born.
You'll know you said something that's funny when someone uses this term.

Also this is a very common lebaneses cheese pastry.
1 lb phyllo dough
1/2 lb butter, melted
2 lbs ricotta cheese
1/2 cup pine nuts
3 cups sugar
1 teaspoon lemon juice (fresh).

Destin: like the stay puff marshmellow man
Philip: knafi!
Philip: lmfao*

"The kids are getting off at three, maybe I'll make a knafi desert."

Knafi by Hmmsphil December 24, 2008

A Case of the Kaufman's 

when a person, usually female, is momentarily or otherwise permanently infatuated with and or occupied by a member of the Kaufman family (Arizona chapter). The female is not sure why she is so infatuated with a Kaufman but is and cannot get over her feelings. the virus is very contagious when contact occurs with the original source.

girl1: OMG i have such a case of the Kaufman's!
girl2: i don't event know what you see in him.
girl1: i don't know he's just so charming i keep going back.

A Case of the Kaufman's by CaptainKaufman August 19, 2012