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1. knarf
1. adv. Pinky's way of saying, "Knarf!"
Knarf!
by Seymour Butz Mar 27, 2003 share this
2. knarf
KNARF is also anotherword for Frank.

Knarf is synonymic for slave boy or internship business development wannabe, responsible for printing supplies.
Knarf gets coffee every half an hour for all it's colleagues
Knarf fills up the paper trays of the printing devices every morning.
3. knarf
Originaly part of the philosophical idea, brought about by Sir Jeffery Boivin around the renaissance era, that all parts must have a whole, thus making one side dark and one light. The dark being Knarf and the light being Fwanky. Used often as an insult.
Hey Knarf, go eat some coconut trees!
by Mark Aug 21, 2004 share this
4. knarf
Knarf is a word for telling somebody that they're totally horny for everyone. They just can't seem to give themselves any restrictions for whom they are jerking off to. Child porn is not an untouched subject regarding all those we call Knarf.
You're so FUCKING knarf!
by Inga Jan 6, 2005 share this
5. knarf
(noun) A minor surface defect such as, but not limited to, scratches, nicks, dents, scuffs, etc.. Usually used when multiple types of minor blemishes exist on the same surface.

(verb) The act of placing such defects on a surface
Hey Jimmy, quit using that screwdriver to clean that steel plate or you'll knarf it all up!
by Bigwood Beddoe Nov 13, 2003 share this
6. Knarf
smega that forms after getting off while watching child porn
i am such a knarf.
by Lizzy McGuire Apr 22, 2004 share this
7. knarf
this is the grossest word i ever heard, if you use it you are sick
i cantven give one
by google Apr 22, 2004 share this
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