Top Definition
1. Someone who is totally beast (noun).
2. A person who powns noobs (noun).
3. a monster that lives in the ceiling (noun).
1. "Dude Bob is such a knauf."
2. "Robert is a total knauf at football."
3. "Dude theres a knauf in the Art Classrooms ceiling."
by knauf September 25, 2010

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Def.

1. A person who thinks they are better than they really are (noun).2. A fool who fails miserably (noun).3. An old man wearing leather who fails (noun).
1. "Dude Bob is such a knauf with baseball."
2. "Jake is such a knauf at life."
3. "dude there's a knauf running around yelling."
by Antiknauf September 22, 2010

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