smiti

The best donkeytrainer in the world. Shes a joker.

Hey look at that smiti. Doesnt she train those donkeys well.

by Kylie March 04, 2004

smiti

ilfords freshified rudeBWOI
bowls it better than any rudebwoi in ilfud
a freshie wanaBE..

sket 1 - 'oi hoi check that guy over there..'
sket 2 - 'nahh alow that look..thers a smiti over ther! les go ;) '

by $[]v[]1t! July 22, 2004

Smiti

BESTEST THING IN THIS UNIVERSE. This thing is so precious that everyone can die for it. Also its very pretty and beautiful. It has a soul made of diamond and its purely wonderful

Look, there's smiti!

by Fantasieboi August 19, 2017

Smiti

A girl who takes you on adventures to Gants Hill when you thought you were only going shopping.

"Hey Smiti, where are you taking me?"

by Gaz February 23, 2004

smity

A person whom is a geek, or nerd, often times called a brown noser.

Jacob gets straight A's and sucks up to the teacher; what a smity!

by Ryan Spikes April 20, 2007

Smiti pose

BY THE WAY.
the other definition is WRONG!
This is the REAL definition:

An O-shaped mouth expression, fingers together, left hand adjacent to the face, used for when a spider is seen. Almost seems to be put-on, I mean who really poses that dramatically when they see a spider?

*Smiti happily types away to a friend on a facebook, a spider scuttles past on the desk she is working on*

....... *5 seconds later, turns webcam on, does the smiti pose*
Smiti: AHHH I JUST SAW A SPIDER!

by lissie p June 21, 2010

Smiti Pose

Showing a shocked expression purposely. However looking particularly fake.

I SAW A SPIDER OH MY GOD!_ sarcastically_"omg thats such a Smiti Pose

by Imaarna June 05, 2010