The boys: Wanna hangout tonight?
Conor: No, I'm with my girl.
The boys: Stop smiting!
At a party*
Brock: Hey where's Theo? I haven't seen him all night.
David: He's been smiting Chloe.
Conor: No, I'm with my girl.
The boys: Stop smiting!
At a party*
Brock: Hey where's Theo? I haven't seen him all night.
David: He's been smiting Chloe.
by Meeechh August 23, 2017
Today, I saw a ginger bitch at the bus stop, so I escaped from it in a ninja- like fashion, and therefore won at life. Total smiting.
by longlive(L) October 27, 2010
by I, Wreckerrr October 18, 2016
by twisted mitch November 3, 2005
(Verb)
To hit something so GODDAMN HARD, it turns into a fuckin’ smear.
From Old English word, “smitan” meaning, “to smear, blemish.”
To hit something so GODDAMN HARD, it turns into a fuckin’ smear.
From Old English word, “smitan” meaning, “to smear, blemish.”
Example 1:
Paladin: Forsooth! I vow to smite the evil blackguard!
Translation:
Paladin: Fer real! Word~ Imma smack dat mothafucka so hard he’d be nuthin’ but stains!
Example 2:
Thor: Lo! I shalt smite thee with Mjolnir!
Translation:
Thor: Yo! Imma paste ya with da Crusher!
Paladin: Forsooth! I vow to smite the evil blackguard!
Translation:
Paladin: Fer real! Word~ Imma smack dat mothafucka so hard he’d be nuthin’ but stains!
Example 2:
Thor: Lo! I shalt smite thee with Mjolnir!
Translation:
Thor: Yo! Imma paste ya with da Crusher!
by Sir Erik Silverarms of Arelith July 19, 2018
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by Fuzzy Animator March 21, 2003