Smiting

When a guy leaves the main part of the party or hangout to get with a girl.

The boys: Wanna hangout tonight?
Conor: No, I'm with my girl.
The boys: Stop smiting!

At a party*
Brock: Hey where's Theo? I haven't seen him all night.
David: He's been smiting Chloe.

by Meeechh August 24, 2017

Smiting

The act of escaping from a ginger bitch in a ninja-like fashion, and therefore winning at life.

Today, I saw a ginger bitch at the bus stop, so I escaped from it in a ninja- like fashion, and therefore won at life. Total smiting.

by longlive(L) October 27, 2010

Smitee

A smitee is one who is struck or smitten.

To smite the wicked is great fun, so let's get a smitee.

by I, Wreckerrr October 17, 2016

Smite

the use of god-like force in a way that cleaves,crushes or shatters said object or person.

im going to smite you, i'll smite you in your sleep.

by twisted mitch December 28, 2005

Smite

(Verb)

To hit something so GODDAMN HARD, it turns into a fuckin’ smear.

From Old English word, “smitan” meaning, “to smear, blemish.”

Example 1:
Paladin: Forsooth! I vow to smite the evil blackguard!

Translation:
Paladin: Fer real! Word~ Imma smack dat mothafucka so hard he’d be nuthin’ but stains!

Example 2:
Thor: Lo! I shalt smite thee with Mjolnir!

Translation:
Thor: Yo! Imma paste ya with da Crusher!

by Sir Erik Silverarms of Arelith July 19, 2018

smite

A term used when murder is just not enough.

Get away from me or I will smite you.

by TrixRabbit April 16, 2006

Smite

Old english term.
To hit someone, usually to kill them.

The knight will smite down any who oppose him.

by Fuzzy Animator March 21, 2003