pole to hole

The act of laying next to another man with your dick, or "pole", directed towards that of his ass, or "hole.

Yo I'm trying to workout here, quit laying pole to hole.

or
I'm trying to sleep, stop laying pole to hole in case you wake-up with a wood.

by #1XCRunner August 31, 2010

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All poles no holes

A situation where men out-number women by a large ratio.

Holy shit, that party sucked! It was all poles no holes over there.

by LooseMittens9 August 9, 2013

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Pole to Hole Ratio

The ratio of men to women at a place, like a party or bar.

What's the pole to hole ratio there? It's not a sausage fest right?

by Vagueposting September 22, 2019

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poles before holes

Meaning the same thing as 'bros before hoes'...the dude has the 'pole' and the girl is the 'hole'.

Larry: No, I gotta go, I promised Sara I'd walk her home.

Tommy: Dude, poles before holes! You're staying.

by Angelacia July 16, 2007

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1) The act of being so close to another mans ass(hole) regardless of sexual orentation with your front side(pole). 2) Used as a term for making a group of males line up in formation.

3) A term used to describe a bunch of faggots.

Drill Instructor: "ALRIGHT LADIES LETS GET POLE 2 HOLE!! MOVE MOVE MOVE!!!!!!

Guy #1: "Dude!
Guy #2: "What?"
Guy #1: "Why are you pole 2 hole with me?"
Guy #2: " Oh! My bad man"

by Hand-Banana November 17, 2010

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I like poles not holes

this is what a gay man says
meaning he likes the cock
and not pussy

me and a few of my girl friends were visiting a cousin of mine whom had a gay roomate and they were flirting with him and he soon spoke up in a very fucking gay voice with that very fucking gay look.... "Oh girls I like poles not holes"!

by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com November 17, 2007

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