Mini Dad

Those who dress accordingly: polo shirt, khaki shorts, dockers, and glasses hanging from their neck by a fashionable glasses cord. Most are from southern states, such as: Georgia, North Carolina, Alabama, and Virginia. There home mecca is South Carolina. They are most commonly spotted around tailgating and frat houses.

Oh my gosh, check out that mini dad!

When I went to the beach you wouldn't believe how many mini dads I saw.

Mini Dad by Sav Fen August 31, 2010

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mini-dad

noun. When you are an exact but slightly smaller replica of your father. Have the same habits such as farting, burping, uncontrollable sweating, and sweating in weirdass places like on the top of your nose. Thanks dad.

Katie: I can't stop sweating and my BO smells worse than the devil's asshole.
Mary: Katie, you know you're a straight up mini-dad. You should have expected it.
Katie: God dammit dad.

mini-dad by shartsisters4life January 2, 2012

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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