Slutpocalypse 

a.k.a Halloween
the one time of the year women find it socially acceptable to flaunt their inner whore out in public.

Hey what are you going to dress up as to the slutpocalypse?

Slutpocalypse by migger313 October 30, 2009

shitpocolypse 

So much shit is going down that it becomes impossible to sustain human life.

Scott complained that Friday's at work are like a shitpocolypse of a magnitude that will be his demise.

shitpocolypse by MKZflipper January 31, 2014

Slutpocalypse 

The large grouping of slutty or whoreish women in one place.

"Dude, did you go to the party last night?"
"Yeah, it was a Slutpocalypse."

Slutpocalypse by Erinesto Haye April 25, 2010

Shopocalypse 

The mayhem that ensues in every shopping mall and mini-mart across America on Black Friday.

Me: Hey man, you going to "major retail conglomerate" on Black Friday?
Friend: Hell no, you won't catch me anywhere near the shopocalypse!

Shopocalypse by Mwahahahahahaha! November 28, 2013

shopocalypse 

Noun

1. Meadowhall shopping centre, Sheffield, England. So-called for its advertising as "the land of shoppertunity".
2. The end of the world through rampant and pervasive consumerism
3. The point of exhaustion reached at the end of an excessive shopping spree where you simply cannot continue.

1. "The shopocalypse can be found at Junction 32 of the M1."
2. "If we carry on like this as a species we are heading for the shopocalypse."
3. "Can we go home, for the love of God? I've reached the shopocalypse."

shopocalypse by conciliation March 27, 2009

Shapocalypse 

A combination of the spocker (two in pink, two in stink) and the shocker (two in pink on in stink) to make four in the pink, three in the stink.

"I hooked up with a complete gaper last night. Had enough room in there to give her the fuckin' Shapocalypse."
"I'm gonna show you something that's gonna end your world bitch...prepare to recieve the 7 horsemen (fingers) of the Shapocalypse"

Shapocalypse by Brandon Forsythe May 3, 2008

shitopocalypse

The act of violently shitting in ones pants as the result of ethnic food. Derived from early 17th Century explorers attempts to catalogue South American food.

Apu: Hey Kevin how about coming over tomorrow night for my dinner party?
Kevin: Your wife is Indian right?
Apu: She sure is.
Kevin: Naw that sounds like a regular Shitopocalypse.

shitopocalypse by Professor Penicle March 29, 2015