Shapocalypse 

A combination of the spocker (two in pink, two in stink) and the shocker (two in pink on in stink) to make four in the pink, three in the stink.

"I hooked up with a complete gaper last night. Had enough room in there to give her the fuckin' Shapocalypse."
"I'm gonna show you something that's gonna end your world bitch...prepare to recieve the 7 horsemen (fingers) of the Shapocalypse"

Shapocalypse by Brandon Forsythe May 3, 2008

sexpocalypse 

An apocalypse resulting and/or caused by an extremely large amount of sex, frequently resulting in a world-wide orgy.

Dane was just another extremely sexy earthling who died in the sexpocalypse.

sexpocalypse by Eviljawa September 24, 2006

Stupocalypse 

Stupocalypse (noun):
1. The event when the level of stupidity has achieved critical mass and starts a chain reaction that destroys civilization.
2. The opposite of Ray Kurzweil's "singularity."

The latest nominees for the Darwin Awards have convinced me that the Stupocalypse is at hand.

Stupocalypse by ShadowWarrior April 26, 2015

Sarapocalypse 

Sarah Palin as President of the United States.

Could be coming as near as Jan 20th 2013.

Person 1: "I can't believe gas is 5 dollars a gallon!!"

Person 2: "I warned many about the Sarapocalypse, but they just didn't listen. Well with all of the forced child births, we will have plenty of people to protect us from our foes."

Sarapocalypse by Anna Dolt July 11, 2009

Soapocalypse 

Thursday, April 14, 2011, the day ABC announced the cancellations of "All My Children" and "One Life to Live," two of the longest-running shows in television history, within two years of CBS canceling the even longer-running "Guiding Light" and "As the World Turns." ABC Daytime president Brian Frons seemingly gave no fucks about the whole situation.

Dude...all they have on TV now are lame talk shows and cooking shows. What the fuck! The soapocalypse ruined daytime TV.

Soapocalypse by ericakane70 May 4, 2011

Shopocalypse 

The mayhem that ensues in every shopping mall and mini-mart across America on Black Friday.

Me: Hey man, you going to "major retail conglomerate" on Black Friday?
Friend: Hell no, you won't catch me anywhere near the shopocalypse!

Shopocalypse by Mwahahahahahaha! November 28, 2013

shopocalypse 

Noun

1. Meadowhall shopping centre, Sheffield, England. So-called for its advertising as "the land of shoppertunity".
2. The end of the world through rampant and pervasive consumerism
3. The point of exhaustion reached at the end of an excessive shopping spree where you simply cannot continue.

1. "The shopocalypse can be found at Junction 32 of the M1."
2. "If we carry on like this as a species we are heading for the shopocalypse."
3. "Can we go home, for the love of God? I've reached the shopocalypse."

shopocalypse by conciliation March 27, 2009