Mwahahahahahaha!'s definitions

Dicture

An unwarranted and generally unwanted picture of the male genitalia

Damn, I gave him my number and he immediately sent me a dicture .

by Mwahahahahahaha! May 21, 2016

Shopocalypse

The mayhem that ensues in every shopping mall and mini-mart across America on Black Friday.

Me: Hey man, you going to "major retail conglomerate" on Black Friday?
Friend: Hell no, you won't catch me anywhere near the shopocalypse!

by Mwahahahahahaha! November 28, 2013

paper preacher

Anyone who preaches the word of the Lord for more and more of that paper (money).

Friend: Hey! Did you read that great self-help book by (millionaire televangelist type)?
Me: No way, I don't take advice from no paper preacher!

by Mwahahahahahaha! December 19, 2013