facepoo

Verb. A portmanteau of 'facebook' and 'poo'.

A term used to describe checking facebook (or other social network sites) while sitting on the toilet, most commonly with a laptop.

Facebook Status Update: 'Woke up late this morning, having a quick facepoo before work.'

Steve: 'Hey man I tried calling you?'
Dom: 'Sorry, I was having a crafty facepoo and couldn't reach my phone.'

by E Burroughs August 15, 2010

facepooing

To creep on facebook while on the toilet during a number 2 session.

O man i was facepooing some highschool friends today, and i didnt know kenny had a kid.

by cachuga July 16, 2011