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Updating your Facebook status or profile with your mobile device while sitting on the toilet.
Hey Joe! "You were in the bathroom a long time. What were you doing?"

"I was facepooping."
by skaboy69 January 08, 2009
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The act of forcing someone's face into poop.
Dancing Bear: Iron Penguin, LOOK!

*Dancing Bear forcefully shoves Iron Penguin's face into a pile of Eagle poop*
Dancing Bear: FACEPOOP!!!!!
by SMSM's January 06, 2012
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The act of removing undesirable friends from your Facebook account. See also: Taking a Shwitter
Man, I really need to Facepoop all these racists douchebags on here.
by sir.kit March 10, 2016
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