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Lyroglyphics 

Lyroglypics (noun): When someone posts random lyrics to FaceBook, Twitter, or Myspace as a status and the rest of the planet has no idea what the words mean.

Often lost in translation from generation to generation.
Dude 1: Her status says "keep quiet let us sing like the doves
Then decide if we've sung with purpose or lack thereof." I have nfi what she means.
Dude 2: P!atd dude. It ain't lyroglyphics!
Lyroglyphics by EmmaSez August 3, 2009

Pornoglyphic 

An elaborate design drawn on the walls of the Phallic Hut of the Labians. These pictures usual represent their sexual life, and a crucially important moment within their whole sex life. These designs are studied by three scientists that go by the names, Frank, Bob, and "Black Lightning".
Intriguing, this pornoglyphic depicts four midgets mounting a fat woman on the back of a three-legged horse. The one who drew this was more than a leader.
Pornoglyphic by Andrew Hoch May 3, 2005

spyroglyphics 

1. The art of using childish handwriting to illude a fellow friend in a letter
2. To create a hidden message inside a well presented text
1. I couldnt read what he wrote, fucker used spyroglyphics
spyroglyphics by Avalar February 25, 2008

speaking hyroglyphics 

When someone drinks so much that their words cannot be understood without the help of the Rosetta Stone.
E.g. He drank a whole bottle of Cuervo and stumbled around speaking hyroglyphics.
speaking hyroglyphics by AssQ April 23, 2014
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026