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Lyroglyphics 

Lyroglypics (noun): When someone posts random lyrics to FaceBook, Twitter, or Myspace as a status and the rest of the planet has no idea what the words mean.

Often lost in translation from generation to generation.
Dude 1: Her status says "keep quiet let us sing like the doves
Then decide if we've sung with purpose or lack thereof." I have nfi what she means.
Dude 2: P!atd dude. It ain't lyroglyphics!
Lyroglyphics by EmmaSez August 3, 2009

Pornoglyphic 

An elaborate design drawn on the walls of the Phallic Hut of the Labians. These pictures usual represent their sexual life, and a crucially important moment within their whole sex life. These designs are studied by three scientists that go by the names, Frank, Bob, and "Black Lightning".
Intriguing, this pornoglyphic depicts four midgets mounting a fat woman on the back of a three-legged horse. The one who drew this was more than a leader.
Pornoglyphic by Andrew Hoch May 3, 2005

spyroglyphics 

1. The art of using childish handwriting to illude a fellow friend in a letter
2. To create a hidden message inside a well presented text
1. I couldnt read what he wrote, fucker used spyroglyphics
spyroglyphics by Avalar February 25, 2008

speaking hyroglyphics 

When someone drinks so much that their words cannot be understood without the help of the Rosetta Stone.
E.g. He drank a whole bottle of Cuervo and stumbled around speaking hyroglyphics.
speaking hyroglyphics by AssQ April 23, 2014

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026