Targic 

A purposeful misspelling of the existing word "tragic", in order to emphasize that the "tragedy" one is going through isn't real.

Gina had to choose between football star Brad, or Hocky star Chet to take to the prom. Her mom said she'd only give her ten thousand dollars allowance this month, so she's really shaken up about everything. It's really quite targic.

Targic by M2112 August 1, 2010

targic 

The absolute saddest and most terrible thing ever.

My friend that's going through a divorce is totally targic.

targic by Doubleday December 12, 2007

Tragicrafting 

The uncontrollable urge to make "tribute" merchandise and put it on your Etsy store before the body gets cold.

"After Whitney Houston's death, I rushed to my color printer so that I could begin tragicrafting with some brand new and unique 'Whitney in Our Hearts' mugs."

Tragicrafting by WheresTheFudge May 22, 2012

tragicomical 

A form of political stupidity that produces such absurdly tragic consequences it evokes hysterical laughter in the masses.

The new Healthcare law is so tragicomical, I don't know whether to kill myself now or wait and let them do it for me.

tragicomical by TomShark, President/CEO of Oddly Enough July 5, 2010

Tragicrafting 

the act of slapping together some commemorative bullshit and putting it up for sale before the body gets cold. After all, it’s only by making money that the healing can begin.

When Whitney Houston and Davey Jones died, there was a lot of tragicrafting items for sale on Etsy.com.

Tragicrafting by G01851 May 28, 2012

Tragician 

A person who makes tragic situations magically appear out of nowhere.

Randy was a real tragician who could turn anything fun into a sad, miserable situation.

Tragician by von groovy May 14, 2019

tragicache

"Tragedy"+"Geocache" = "Tragicache". The activity of geocache, but placement of the cache is designed to emphasize a tragedy. Common participant characteristics include hijacking a conversation and turning it towards the latest tragedy; talking about personal hardships (a.k.a. "TMI"); or dwelling on tragic local news topics.

I am so excited to tragicache the site of that accident that killed three teenagers! I saw it on the news!! Did you know that Victor Gondola also geocaches?

tragicache by Pale Rider May 16, 2007