Jack: It's not that she just dumped me, or that she cheated on me with the entire Chicago Bears...it's just that, she broke the news on a Wednesday. I hate Wednesdays! Y'know?
John: I know what you mean, dude. It's such a tragicity.
What a tragisty Paul will never recover his vinyl collection. It is a tragedy to lose ones belongings but also a travesty they were lost to a supposed friend.