Shakeweighted

When a girl gives you a really hard, fast-paced handjob, as if your dick was a shakeweight.

Could result in severe discomfort, chaffing, and difficulty shaking your dick after pissing.

Dude my dick hurts so bad after my girlfriend gave me a hj yesterday. I can't even feel my dick.

Sounds like you got shakeweighted.

Shakeweighted by Kfed27 January 21, 2011

Shakeweight 

A work-out device, believed to be bogus, that when used by a woman, according to South Park, helps them give the greatest old-fashioned (handjob)

Sharon works her talking shakeweight
Shakeweight: Harder, better, faster stronger
(dings, squirts out water)
Sharon: auhhhh

Shakeweight by Adidar23 December 2, 2010

Shakeweight 

To aggressively beat thy meat like silverback gorilla

Jimmy what in the flying fuck were you doing in there "I was shakeweight'in my room"

Shakeweight by The Nigger Blaster March 25, 2019

atomic shakeweight 

Giving such an agressive handjob that you snap their dick off like a celery stalk.

Brenda: Dude, Timmy is in the ER. I gave him a serious atomic shakeweight.

atomic shakeweight by superbadchicksgivingmemclovin June 28, 2010

shakeweight zombie 

A man that does shake weight classes with his grams and thinks he is buff

Yo john that Justin is such a shakeweight zombie

shakeweight zombie by gedo October 3, 2013

Shakeweight 

Not to be confused with the vibrator, I mean dildo, I mean workout assistant, shakeweight refers to the excess ground marijuana that's left in the grinder because it won't fit into the fatty when rolling a joint. In an ideal joint rolling sesh, there would be no shakeweight because the roller of the j knows what he's doing. Shakeweight only accumulates when a gross overestimation was made, resulting in excess ground weed left in the grinder that can't fit into the joint.

bogart: i have so much extra weed that i can't fit into this joint. I don't know what to do...should I just keep the extra weed in my grinder?
bro: only retards carry along shakeweight
bogart: I'm so new to marijuana, I just don't know how much I can pack into a j
bro: bogart, when will you learn?
bogart: i need some poon

Shakeweight by cohencock November 23, 2011

shake-weighted 

The act of having your partner finish you off on her face and or chest, in the motion of the shake-weight from them hilarious commercials.

Kevin: " hey, did you go home with that bartender last night?''

Steve: "yeah."

Kevin: ''DETAILS!"

Steve: " well, we went back to my house, had a few drinks, smoked a joint and then she ended up shake-weighting me."

Kevin: " you lucky bastard. I can't beleive she shake-weighted you."

shake-weighted by prodigyofmind July 28, 2010