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1 definition by Kfed27

 
1.
When a girl gives you a really hard, fast-paced handjob, as if your dick was a shakeweight.

Could result in severe discomfort, chaffing, and difficulty shaking your dick after pissing.
Dude my dick hurts so bad after my girlfriend gave me a hj yesterday. I can't even feel my dick.

Sounds like you got shakeweighted.
by Kfed27 January 20, 2011