crunkled

So crazy drunk that you've become crippled.

Dude, I was so crunkled last night that I couldn't get off the couch to go out.

by Casper64 October 14, 2006

crunkled

crumbled, crinkled

I stepped on the paper and it crunkled.

by Carl Anderson November 13, 2003

crunkled

combination of crap, funk and haggled. when something is just all messed up. nothing's really cool about the situation. crunkity.

My back is just sore as hell, it's all crunkled up.

Look at all that laundry I have to fold. That shit's crunkled.

That chick is crunkled.

by boobaliboo July 5, 2010

crunkle

The act of getting crunk with one's uncle.

I got so crunk last night with my uncle. I was definitely crunkle.

by lcrisp April 17, 2010

crunkles

a criminal who lurks in Marshals and sings the crunkle song.

oh no! there’s crunkles coming for us!

by vinnysboyfriend May 28, 2023

crunkle

A crunk uncle, usually both at the same time but not always

Lil' Jon is a Crunkle because he is crunk and a uncle

by 1Hunter1 May 13, 2007

Crunkle

Like a crinkle except in a deeper pitch.

The thin fiberglass crunkled as we took it off the roof.

by Steve Odermak March 19, 2009