A non-existent wang is a illlusory dick usually found (well not really found because it is nonexistent) on lax brahs and farmers. instead of a juicy dick that should reside inbetween the tanned thighs of these whoreish creatures, it is a dick deprived crotch that longs for a wang, yet will never have one.
Crack addicts are usually attracted to these as well.
Crack addicts are usually attracted to these as well.
by xobiddiesxo June 28, 2010
Get the non-existent wangmug.