spann

To spill a drink (usually beer but any drink) down the front of your shirt.

What's that on your shirt. You spanned on yourself.

by jp_the_all_natural June 24, 2010

Doing a James Spann

Wearing no Jacket and Suspenders (James Spann's usual outfit)

Denis Phillips is doing a James Spann on the air.

by vikings2004 August 29, 2023

Spann Job

A handjob where the giver wears a crusty Callaway Weather Spann golf glove.

Me and the homies played golf yesterday, we took turns giving each other spann jobs.

by NotPhilMickelson June 6, 2024

Spann Job

A handjob where the giver wears a crusty Callaway Weather Spann golf glove. You break par if done in 72 strokes or less.

Me and the homies played golf yesterday, we took turns giving each other spann jobs.

by NotPhilMickelson June 6, 2024

Spann

A 41 year old virgin nut job. Also an anti vaccer and sits to urinate every time.

Spann went into the women’s bathroom he prefers to sit down anyway.

by DirtySanchez999 October 2, 2021