Skip to main content

Balloondock 

The process of going down on a woman, and exhaling into her vagina, thus, filling her up with air. Then, placing a hand on her stomach, to pushing the air out her cooter for a vaginal fart in your face.

E.g. Balloondocking, balloondocked. Air facial, Female inflation, partner assisted vaginal fart.

Not recommended for the use of women who don't clean their areas.

For best results, keep your hair free of any styling products so you can feel the gust of air on your scalp.

Do not balloondock into your ear, for it might cause an inner-ear infuction.
"You taste so good down here. Do you mind if i balloondock it?"

"I spent about 15 minutes balloondocking this girl. We both had a good laugh during foreplay."

"Something smells funny out here. It stinks. Like a bad balloondocks episode."

"...are you kidding? I'm a regular Balloondock Saint!"
Balloondock by colorblind1982 July 22, 2009

balloonfoot 

Nickname President George W Bush has given to Colin Powell.
Tell Balloonfoot not to give me any more crappy intelligence about Iraq
balloonfoot by Jon Himself January 14, 2005

Balloondoggle

when a mans testicles look like he has inflated balloons hanging from between his legs.
"That Ron Jeremy is totally a balloondoggle"
Balloondoggle by funkigrl March 27, 2008

balloonaloona 

A crazy animal that is often printed on balloons. It doesnt have a discription of how it looks because it is so unique.
1"so..."
2"sew buttons on a balloon!"
1"what kind of balloon?"
2"blue one."
1"whats the balloon have on it?"
2"a crazy dancing balloonaloona
balloonaloona by Tayyyytar May 22, 2008

Balloobadoobus 

Balloobadoobus
I like to say Balloobadoobus

balloosafoosa 

this place is a friggin balloosafoosa