MULAM 

Miss you like absolute madness

Tell the one that means the world to you that you miss them like total madness and all you want to do right now is be there with them!

*note not to be confused with Mulan ;)

Baby, why is there such thing as sleep? MULAM <3

MULAM by Brianahh May 30, 2010

malama pono 

Malama pono is short for e malama pono which means "take care", or " take care of yourself". A common way that Hawaiians say good bye.

Malama pono my friend, until we met again.

malama pono by oceancats April 19, 2017

John Mulaney Syndrome 

Someone who has gay vibes, but isn’t actually gay

Nah, he just has John Mulaney Syndrome.

John Mulaney Syndrome by Absolute twat September 25, 2020

Muhammad Sanusi Md Nor 

He is the incumbent Menteri Besar of Kedah who is hardworking for the state and its people. He enjoys a high popularity among Kedahans.

Recently, he has become a target of the communist dictator Anwar Ibrahim and his government. He has nothing wrong, but Anwar wants to jail him so much. This is unacceptable.

Muhammad Sanusi Md Nor will save Malaysia!

Muhammad Sanusi Md Nor by Amelia Aleef July 24, 2023

MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA 

The Battle cry of Giorno Giovanna's stand, Gold Experience, when he screws up an enemy like a boss in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5.

Giorno: Did you really think you'd get away with that, a piece of shit like you?
Cioccolata: UR SO MEAN! >:(
Gold Experience: MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA

MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA by exportedtoastie November 3, 2020

John Mulaney

An Asian, high-waisted, tall child with feminine hips that tries to keep burning the candle at both ends while listening to "What's New Pussycat" on repeat. His life was forever changed when he went, "Oooooooohhhhhhhhh," and, "I'm sorry!" Overall, he is the tall, lanky Irishman that got pushed by a homeless, gay, AIDS-full man, looks like his kindergarten portrait with baggy eyes and yellowed teeth, and gets confused with a woman a shit ton.

John Mulaney: I'm standing in the basement and I'm holding a red cup - you see in movies - and I'm standing there and I'm holding a red cup and I'm starting to black out and I guess someone said like, "Something, something, police," and in a brilliant moment of word association, I yelled, "FUCK da police! FUCK da police," and everyone else joined in: 100 drunk, white children yelling, "Fuck 'da' police," with the confidence of guys that have like already been to jail and aren't afraid of it anymore. You know that, like "I served my nickel! You come and take me!" confidence, but white children.

John Mulaney by MastermindOfTrouble February 29, 2020

MLAM 

Acronym standing for My Life's A Mess.

Often used when you realise your whole life is a mess.

Common symptoms include: sense of unconfidence, anxiousness, insecurity and/or mad ragrets.

Rarely does anything change after the realisation.

Sean: My car is having problems again, MLAM.

James: I just got cheated on by my girlfriend.... MLAM

Charles: My mom walked in on me fapping like a mofo, MLAM!

MLAM by Porquey February 20, 2018