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Instacation 

Noun.

An entire vacation spent taking and posting pictures on Instagram.
It looked like you had a great time on your instacation.
Instacation by Laurie H. August 4, 2017

instafake model 

A moderately attractive female who whores herself on Instagram for free, rather than professionally like a super model. Their profile will consist almost entirely of selfies and the occasional "seemingly" candid shot.
"For real tho she looks way better on IG"
"well yeah, all instafake models do."
instafake model by camelbakChute February 28, 2017

instaboner 

1 a woman who gives you a boner instantly
2 the act of getting a boner instantly
1 "Damn look at that chick she is such an instaboner"
2 " I just got an the biggest instaboner"
instaboner by Zmoney November 30, 2005

Instabam 

Slang for jacking off to someone’s image and comments on Instagram.
Since “pandemic life” has so radically changed our social lives, his favorite online activity is now the Instabam!
Instabam by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2020

InstaBitch

A person on Instagram who is only interested in their own follower gain. Usually narcissistic teenage girls who secretly think they'll be the next Kylie Jenner.
Jane: I'm gonna follow this fake whore so she'll follow me, then I'll unfollow her and hope that dumb bitch doesn't find out.

Jane is the example of an Instabitch.
InstaBitch by YoungRichGod April 14, 2016

Instamatically 

The act of instantly and automatically doing an action, without further delay;
The proverb version of Instamatic;
"Get out here Instamatically, young mister, or you are grounded for a week!"