dwightness 

when one has reached an intense level of dwightism.

Rob: "Did you see Joe praying to dwight last night?"

Brian: "yeah, his dwightness has been raging lately."

dwightness by brijoe April 27, 2010

DWItness 

A lying-a** pigliceman who falsely claims dat he saw you operating your jalopy after "guzzlin' a few Buds", when in reality you'd been "cold sober" AND had "blown a point-zero-zero".

I never down anything stronger than lemonade, so any DWItness would have to be either mistaken or have his fingers crossed behind his back.

DWItness by QuacksO March 8, 2023