Wanking in the Bank

the use of credit to pretend you are more well-off than you really are.

In reference to your friend who has just bought an iphone depsite being heavily in debt, you would say he/she's 'wanking in the bank'.

by Andythesloth April 21, 2010

Wank in the bank

To masturbate prior to a date where you are pretty sure you will get a shag. Having already ejaculated some hours before, the shag lasts its maxmum time

Anne was hot, good job I had a wank in the bank or I would have blown my load before she even got her knickers off

by Slipstream222 August 11, 2008

Wank a Bank

A wank a bank is a large collection of porn that has been gathered up over a long period of time. eg a large collection of porn pictures from the interwebs.

steve: nice collection dave
dave: thanks, its my own personal wank a bank

by KevinMul February 4, 2010

wanking while banking

wanking during the process of banking.

what are you doing bro

wanking bro
okay bro

actually bro im wanking while banking

thats deep bro

by gayduringmay April 16, 2020

WANK BANK

A conscious thought to mentally photograph a person so as to be able to masturbate while thinking about them at a later date.

"She's not a bad looking sort"

"Yeah, I might put her in the wank bank"

by Scott Perkins/Tony "two tone" Smith May 16, 2004

wank-bank

n. the collection of mental images accessed to aid in the masterbation process

damn, check yo 3-o'clock dawg, 'dats one fer da wank-bank

by ... September 27, 2003

The wank bank

A secret folder called the wank bank that contains very hot pictures of woman that you jerk off to thus the wank bank

Just added a new picture to the wank bank cant wait to open it later

by Lord of fartz December 7, 2018