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going nuts 

The process in which one's bodily movements are amplified ten fold due to a haphazard event or over excitment of the testes.
1)holy shit, mars just exploaded and my mom just spontaneously combusted, i'm going nuts

2)holy shit, i just saw the fattest pair of teeeeeets, i'm going nuts

Going nuts 

Hobo 1: Bro look at that bitch. I am going nuts.

Hobo 2: Creep

Going Nuts 

Consuming abnormally large amounts of nutmeg to obtain a cannabinoid/deliriant high
I've been going nuts for so long my wife left me when I thought her foot was my sounding tool
Going Nuts by Bigtiddygothula69 August 7, 2024

Calm Down, You’re going nuts 

A response for when a person is really into whatever they’re talking about. They don’t need to be getting super excited about it, but in their head they need to calm down with whatever it is.
Cory: Dude have you seen the new episode of Entourage? Its so funny. The characters all get laid at once.
Niel: Calm Down, You’re going nuts

You're going to love my nuts. 

The famous phrase that Vince, or the Sham-wow guy says during his infomercial for the Slap chop.
Watch this, you're going to love my nuts.

Going shopping with my nuts 

To sit on the front railing of a shopping cart with your legs open. Usually with someone pushing you to crash into something like a pole or pillar.
The red striped man called out "I'm going shopping with my nuts" then he learned what happens at the end when he hurt his nuts at the pole.