6 definitions by Paul Stompbox
Riding two animals (or vehicles) at the same time by straddling on both of them, as Jesus did in Matthew 21:6–7 :
"So the disciples went and did as Jesus commanded them. / They brought the donkey and the colt, laid their clothes on them, and set Him on them. " NKJV
"So the disciples went and did as Jesus commanded them. / They brought the donkey and the colt, laid their clothes on them, and set Him on them. " NKJV
Wapow my brethren, check out my homie who trained two of his pet tigers. And holy crow! He's riding not just one, he's doing the Jesus Christ Manouver on both! How the heck does he even balance like that?
by Paul Stompbox June 26, 2019
A face on a person or character when the character shows uncontrolled happiness or enjoyment, or when the character looks like (s)he is currently attending a rave.
by Paul Stompbox August 29, 2014
*Skateboarder hits telephone pole with his groin.*
Skateboarder: *Pain sounds*
Friend who watched: Ough! Y'right dude?
Skateboarder: *Pain sounds*
Friend who watched: Ough! Y'right dude?
by Paul Stompbox April 10, 2015
Public grief, memorial, and fondness to a person (usually a celebrity) for their good past memories, immediately after hearing recent news about the person's death—despite the same group of people having forgotten, hated, or otherwise disregarded the person immediately during the last period when he/she was still alive.
Billy: *Sad* Joe! Chester Bennington (singer of Linkin Park) and the Dad from Home Alone (John Heard) died just today. They were my childhood!
Joe: *Squinting with a smirk* Yeah, well, you never talked about John Heard before. I bet you never even knew his name until you saw that social media link. And just two days ago you said you hate Linkin Park's newest albums, and that the band sucks!
Billy: *Denying it* I never said that! What I really meant was...
Joe: Nevermind. It's the Chester Bennington Effect . Two days ago, everyone except for LP fans stopped talking about him or instead hated him. Only after he died was when people grieved about the loss of the singer of their previously-unspoken-about childhoods.
Joe: *Squinting with a smirk* Yeah, well, you never talked about John Heard before. I bet you never even knew his name until you saw that social media link. And just two days ago you said you hate Linkin Park's newest albums, and that the band sucks!
Billy: *Denying it* I never said that! What I really meant was...
Joe: Nevermind. It's the Chester Bennington Effect . Two days ago, everyone except for LP fans stopped talking about him or instead hated him. Only after he died was when people grieved about the loss of the singer of their previously-unspoken-about childhoods.
by Paul Stompbox December 30, 2019
To sit on the front railing of a shopping cart with your legs open. Usually with someone pushing you to crash into something like a pole or pillar.
The red striped man called out "I'm going shopping with my nuts" then he learned what happens at the end when he hurt his nuts at the pole.
by Paul Stompbox December 30, 2019
Steve Harvey (Host): "Name something a bride wants to be huge."
Contestant: "The Dong"
Steve (to the board asking what the survey says): The Dong!
Survey board: "Hubby's Chubby (4 points)"
Contestant: "The Dong"
Steve (to the board asking what the survey says): The Dong!
Survey board: "Hubby's Chubby (4 points)"
by Paul Stompbox October 17, 2014