Newf

A Newfoundlander not necesserily someone that lives in Newfoundland.

Yo Newf what up on the mainland

by Geoffrey Best March 2, 2003

Newf

I dont know what that other fuckin idiot was writing about but a fuckin newf is NOT a fuckin name for a newbie or whatever the fuck he said, it has absofuckinlutely nothing to do with fuckin video games or any bullshit like that, a Newf is someone from Newfoundland, or someone who's family comes from Newfoundland, which is a province in Canada.

The fact that someone was born in Newfoundland makes them a Newf, not the fuckin fact that they suck at video games.

by cd12 November 8, 2008

Newf

A pathetic virgin, often exemplifying cringe in the worst way

Person 1: I didn’t know what a girl was in 12th grade

Person 2: You’re such a newf

by g.leo. September 5, 2019

Newf

Synonym for a useless sack of garbage who is obsessed with "saving" people who are less indebted than her, especially Africans, through voluntourism. A newf would rather spend $4000 on a plane ticket to volunteer in Africa for one week than give the money to the Africans to spend on water or use it to pay down their own student loans.

Did you see that bitch Britt trying to save Africa again? What a newf.

by pranksterjoe February 25, 2019

NEWFE

Not Even Worth Further Effort.

A descriptive tag, primarily for HR and training use, to describe those individuals who are too lazy, incompetent, or stupid to warrant further effort in retaining their services.

He fell asleep in the basic class after failing it twice? NEWFE.

by Te-Bud March 11, 2009