Long Shower

A shower that takes place over an extended period of time. This longer shower is usually for the purpose of masturbation. Masturbation during a long shower is extremely convenient, because the person taking the long shower has lubricants ready, it is harder to be heard under the sound of the water, and the cleanup process practically takes care of itself.

Hey James, don't get too excited and slip during your long shower.

Long Shower by banefuck March 5, 2010

Masturbatory Long Shower

Spending enough time in the shower not necessarily to include the act of sexual masturbation, but to be masturbatorily self indulgent.

"Tony, you are now taking a Masturbatory Long Shower. Turn off the water and cover yourself immediately."

"Holding the shower for an hour. What a wank!"

Masturbatory Long Shower by kariusvega November 15, 2011

innocent long shower 

when you take a really long shower where no masturbation occurs

Hi Jess, I took an innocent long shower today.

innocent long shower by nanabaanan May 11, 2020

Too long in the shower 

Too long in the shower: the act of passing out in the shower and nearly drown yourself after clogging the drain

"Aww man heard about Davey " "yeah i heard he was too long in the shower after that party "

Too long in the shower by Boredom888 June 10, 2018

Too long in the shower 

Too long in the shower: the act of passing out in the shower and nearly drown yourself after clogging the drain

"I heard Davey was too long in the shower that's why he didn't come to work"

Too long in the shower by Boredom888 June 10, 2018

Too long in the shower 

Too long in the shower: the act of passing out in the shower and nearly drown yourself after clogging the drain

"Heard about that guy who took too long in the shower" " yeah I heard he nearly died "

Too long in the shower by Boredom888 June 10, 2018