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Spending enough time in the shower not necessarily to include the act of sexual masturbation, but to be masturbatorily self indulgent.
"Tony, you are now taking a Masturbatory Long Shower. Turn off the water and cover yourself immediately."

"Holding the shower for an hour. What a wank!"
by kariusvega November 15, 2011
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