Schmizzled

(adv/adj/n) A state of being in which one is all but sober. A spiritual blend of intoxication and levitation.

- Often results in one arriving in a temporary vegetable like state in which they watch trading spaces for hours on end.

Bro, Jake hit that k2 and was fucking SCHMIZZLED.

Schmizzled by Puberodaumous February 14, 2010

schmizzed

Under the influence of drugs/alcohol or buzzed no longer sober.

I I ain't gonna lie I'm a little schmizzed.

schmizzed by DrizzyDropDrake January 22, 2017

shizzledick 

One with shit on their dick (Homosexuals or anal lovers)

Guy: Man that was awesome sex last night
Guy2: Yeah!

Backgroundguy: Damn Shizzledicks...

shizzledick by Super Fly1 December 28, 2008

SchnizzleButterBizzleBamBams 

A word originating in hawaii, that is used in reference to pure uncut Cocaine

A yo son i just copped a fresh batch of SchnizzleButterBizzleBamBams.

SchnizzleButterBizzleBamBams by Kamehameha I July 22, 2009

smizzled 

stoned,blazed,blowed,high

One of many words which were created to define being high on marijuana.

I got smizzled before church today.

smizzled by Lala666 May 19, 2006

Schmitzled 

The feeling of being extremely drunk to the point in which if someone were to take a video of you at this state, it would indeed end up on youtube for future humiliation and many laughs upon your behalf. Please be warned that excessive schmitzledness may lead to a horrible Scottish, Australian, English, and Chinese accent combined.

Oh snap! That last shot of sake was too much! I'm flipping schmitzled!!!!

"Oh no, there she goes again with that stupid accent. She must be schmitzled"

Schmitzled by TressaRocks January 1, 2012

Dip-Shnizzled 

1. To be confused or in a state of confusion
2. To suffer from mild retardation

Julie appeared to be a bit dip-shnizzled as she looked for her misplaced keys.

Dip-Shnizzled by Blackcat16 March 7, 2010