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(adv/adj/n) A state of being in which one is all but sober. A spiritual blend of intoxication and levitation.

- Often results in one arriving in a temporary vegetable like state in which they watch trading spaces for hours on end.
Bro, Jake hit that k2 and was fucking SCHMIZZLED.
by Puberodaumous February 14, 2010

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