Ryanize

to penetrate so erratically that is causes a woman to momentarily lose the ability to walk or spread her legs.

"Ron: Hey Betsy, I heard you had a good time over at Archie's last night.
Betsy: Yeah, exept for the fact that I'm too sore to move. The bastard ryanized me."

Ryanize by Idaho Hoe December 16, 2008

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Ryanize

(v) To make things overly complex and cerebral, not out of vain conceit, but just because par is less than self-satisfying. To speak words that could be simple, but somehow make them so complex that no one with a SAT score of less than 2000 can understand them. To turn a one page paper into an 8 page essay, just for the heck of it.

"Dude, stop ryanizing this project, you're making the rest of of look stupid."
"Sorry man, the requirements weren't challenging enough so I had to ryanize it a little bit."

Ryanize by Heybooboo! February 9, 2010

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Ryanize • Ryan+Zephyr

Ryan+Zephyr

Two peoples who names go together so well, and two friends that say they are just friends but deep down love eachother

Ryan: I love you
Zephyr: love you too
Ryan: love you more
Ryan+Zephyr are such good friends

Ryan+Zephyr by 67skibidi March 28, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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