Ryanize

to penetrate so erratically that is causes a woman to momentarily lose the ability to walk or spread her legs.

"Ron: Hey Betsy, I heard you had a good time over at Archie's last night.
Betsy: Yeah, exept for the fact that I'm too sore to move. The bastard ryanized me."

Ryanize by Idaho Hoe December 16, 2008

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Ryanize

(v) To make things overly complex and cerebral, not out of vain conceit, but just because par is less than self-satisfying. To speak words that could be simple, but somehow make them so complex that no one with a SAT score of less than 2000 can understand them. To turn a one page paper into an 8 page essay, just for the heck of it.

"Dude, stop ryanizing this project, you're making the rest of of look stupid."
"Sorry man, the requirements weren't challenging enough so I had to ryanize it a little bit."

Ryanize by Heybooboo! February 9, 2010

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Ryanize • Ryan+Zephyr

Ryan+Zephyr

Two peoples who names go together so well, and two friends that say they are just friends but deep down love eachother

Ryan: I love you
Zephyr: love you too
Ryan: love you more
Ryan+Zephyr are such good friends

Ryan+Zephyr by 67skibidi March 28, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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