ass 

An animal that hee-haws.

That ass is loud.

ass by oily children May 23, 2016

ass 

(_!_) = Normal Ass
(__!__) = Big Ass
(!) = Tight Ass
(_?_) = Dumb Ass
(_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass
(_$_) = Rich Ass
(_x_) = Kiss My Ass
(_X_) = Get Off My Ass

ass by Assholes Inc. August 30, 2003

Ass 

Another word for donkey or

A butt

My ass died.

"Oooohhh look at that ASS! ;)"

Ass by r3v3nger January 5, 2017

ass 

word inserted between an adjective and a noun for seemingly no reason at all

Dude: Man, that's some hot ass bitches!!

Gal: Girl, look at them ugly ass boys!!

Mom: I'm tired of these bad ass kids!!

Teacher: Get ready to take this hard ass test!!

Meteorologist: There's a 30% chance it's gonna be a hot ass day!!

ass by prudence-mcgee July 16, 2010

ass 

Originally just the name for the donkey, this word had no filthy connotations until about the late 1700s, early 1800s, when the pronunciation of true (English) word for the backside, "arse", had changed enough to sound much like "ass", seeing as how the English often don't pronounce the "r" when they speak.

To avoid any unwanted baggage associated with the word, the name of the ass was changed to "donkey". As a result, the word "arse" has disappeared from American vocabulary.

Although before World War I they were similar, the British pronunciations of "ass" /æs/ and "arse" /ɑːs/ are now very different.

-"Joe, how do you say donkey in Spanish?"
-"Burro."
-"How would you spell it?"
-"B-U-R-R-O-W."
-"... it seems that you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground."

ass by Lorelili January 10, 2006

Ass 

The sexiest object in the universe.

You have one nice ass

Ass by ArctixFawx July 22, 2010

ass 

A Place where courageous people do the nasty

ass by Anonymous December 7, 2002