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A play on the word "aspergers", a minor version of Autism characterized by social isolation and other odd behavior. Also very funny to yell. "ASSSSSSSBUUURRRRGERRRRRZZZZZZ!!!1"
~Murray Smith, Flecko.net, sufferer of "assburgers" |
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1. Unlike its distantly related cousin and professionally recognized medical disease, Asperger's Syndrome, "assburgers" is when someone claims mental defect (that they probably don't even have) as an excuse for socially inept or unacceptable behavior. The term "assburgers" is commonly entered as a mocking rebuttal on Internet forums whenever someones tries to evade (using mental defect as an excuse) being called on for poor behavior. 2. Assburgers can also be used to describe anti-social or otherwise retarded, socially inept, or offensive person(s) or groups of people who are tolerated, even welcomed within a particular group, because the host(s) lacks courage or incentive to stand up for moral principles to kick them out. Spooks making LiveJournal posts about how they have sex with their pets, act shocked when people turn them in to the FBI, and then feign mental defect as an excuse to make their behavior okay.
Dweebs who act shocked and feign mental defect as an excuse after they get banned from Internet forums after making death threats against the forum moderators. Pedophilic drawings and the people who draw them being welcomed on various on-line artist communities to form their own special clubs on these websites to talk to each other and "make plans". This is a case where the website owners have ASSBURGERS in addition to the individuals of questionable integrity they allow into their club(s). |
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Assburgers is a fictitious disease which usually affects delusional script kiddies on a global scale. Assburger candidates have usually committed cyber related crimes and upon being arrested claim assburgers as an escape mechanism. This escape mechanism usually fails. FBI Agent: "You're under arrest for unauthorized computer access..." Anonytard: "I haz assburgers!"
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Pertaining to the sight that men who sit in the front row of an exotic dance club have. "Hey Joe do you want to grab couple cold beers and enjoy some assburgers while we're at it.
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"Burgers" from one's ass i.e. feces. Another play on Asperger's Man: Vince has a bad case of Assburgers.
Woman: You mean the syndrome similar to autism? Man: No, he clogged our toilet! |
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Usually mistaken for the Asperger's Syndrome, Assburgers usually happens when somebody forgets to wipe the anal area after defication in the toilet commode bowl. Sometimes the feces is stuck between the two buttock cheeks or buns, hence the term assburgers. The kid had a bad case of assburgers, so his mom had to wash his underpants every night.
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A synonym for Asperger's Syndrome, a mental disorder in the autistic spectrum. It's a disorder whose symptoms come down to an inability to make small talk, so it's a non-issue. Anyone who claims to have Asperger's is an attention whore and probably loves kuro5hin. I can't talk to anyone about my collection of lesbian furry porn. Not because I don't WANT to, but because I have assburgers (so bad.) I probably wouldn't have assburgers if I could move to Japan.
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