moose eye 

Another one of the thousands if not tens of thousands of synonyms for coochie. See Furburger

That fat Chick is so drunk I think she's ready to give up the moose eye.

moose eye by Darby January 22, 2004

one-eyed trouser mouse 

a polite, child friendly way to refer to the male insertion instrument

Little Miss muffett sat on her tuffett eating her curds and whey. Then sucked on her boyfriend's one-eyed trouser mouse for dessert.

one-eyed trouser mouse by Miss muffett's boy toy January 16, 2006

one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck 

Another word for "penis."

Wow!!! His one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck is weird...

one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck by Trousermouse December 11, 2017