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1.
a polite, child friendly way to refer to the male insertion instrument
Little Miss muffett sat on her tuffett eating her curds and whey. Then sucked on her boyfriend's one-eyed trouser mouse for dessert.
by Miss muffett's boy toy January 10, 2006

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