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crybating 

The act of masturbation brought on by a sudden feeling of sadness. Crybating is commonly found after an unexpected breakup or divorce.
Aaron was pretty messed up after his breakup he is still crybating over her three weeks after she dumped him!
crybating by Titanfan January 20, 2011

crybating 

Crybating is a sexual act perform by an individual, were one masterbates while crying and using their tears as lube.
His girlfriend broke up with him. he'll be up crybating all night long.
crybating by Master crybater November 4, 2013

Crybating 

To crybate or preform the act of crybating is when a person is so depressed they need to masturbate to give themselves small serotonin and dopamine boosts in order to get in a better headspace.
I will be at home all weekend crybating so I don’t end up committing suicide.
Crybating by Mustard Bandit September 5, 2021

crybating 

I have no life and girls dont like me, im going to start crybating for an hour
crybating by ENAKENAK August 18, 2008

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026