spruts 

often used to describe the action of spraying semen/sperm out of ones penis in the form of a cumshot after reaching full orgasm.

spruts on my back!

spruts by marqizzle January 18, 2004

Brussels sprouts 

A vegetable your mom forces you to eat even though it tastes like vomit and smells like farts.

No dessert unless you eat your Brussels sprouts.

Brussels sprouts by zimmygirl777 September 3, 2022

Sprouts

Small pathetic tits

Look at the sprouts on her

Sprouts by Working Class Hero December 17, 2020

tussle sprouts 

A fight. Used when asking someone if they're looking for trouble.

Guy: "ur gay"

Punk: "Hey, bro, you want some tussle sprouts?!"

Guy: "FUCK YO SPROUTS"

tussle sprouts by abunchofbabyducks November 3, 2014

Sprutting 

When a female does a split with no underwear allowing her vagina to create a suction cup effect with the floor. This results in a sound similar to plunging a toilet full of jello with a garden hose.

"Julie has been sprutting so much lately, the floor is very slippery."

"Does anyone hear Julie? It sounds like 2 sumo wrestlers making a mayonnaise sandwich with water balloons"

"Don't worry, she's just sprutting"

Sprutting by xXLargeFarvaXx February 8, 2013

sprots

The proper term for athletic events, for people who hate athletic events.

Ugh what sprots are happening today?

sprots by whoneedspants June 13, 2013

Epic Scruts

When something so unlikely to happen actually happens.
It is rumoured that when there is 0.13% chance of an event happening, and that event does happen, then it is an epic scruts.

When Hitler's sister/wife gave birth to a 10 stone whale, they named it Joseph Beton.
All the fans were cheering and shouting, but when they saw how fat the baby was, they were amazed!
Ever since then, that moment has been known as an epic scruts.

Epic Scruts by Ploppy Pete October 22, 2010