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Kittinger 

Ruffles cheddar and sour cream are his favorite chips and he likes nutella uncrustables. and he only eat an apple unless he splits it in half with his hands. Doesn’t drink monster but wears the sweater. Constantly gets white paint on his clothes and calls it cum. He wears a hat and stickers for earrings. and he doesn’t use his headphones, but he wears them around his neck. Refuses to get new shoes even though they look like they were in wwII. Has shoelace problems. Can’t spell idiot. Refuses to cut hair. Has lying problems. he’s a pathological liar. Gay af. Bites nails, causing them to be uneven as hell. Overall a great guy.
“Kittingers a bitch

real.”
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Kitzinger simp 

literally any mf named angelo. also, this dude usually lives inside a tree, and he sometimes eats the birds that come by raw. sometimes they think miracle day was good as well
where's angelo? he's probably in the tree, the little Kitzinger simp!

Kittinger 

he’s cool n all. Sometimes a lil bit sassy but overall a great guy 🤠👍 He’s pretty sarcastic and likes to joke around. He may not realize how smart he is. More than he gives himself credit for. Lowkey emo but not too hardcore.
“Kittinger unties my shoes in class for no reason!”

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026