obfusticate

A combination of any two or more bodily functions located below the waist that simultaneously occur in a violent fashion, ranging from pooping to the menstrual cycle

Why does it smell bad in here did someone just obfusticate?

by Papa Log December 3, 2010

Obfusticate

A secret word used to signal a friend that you prefer not to engage in the activity of the moment.

Obfusticate and leave me alone. or I need some alone time right now.

by Spanky Magoon March 22, 2009

obfustate

to provide an overwhelming quantity of statistics (often irrelevant and sometimes completely spurious) in response to an enquiry.

a practise often favoured by government spokespersons.

Prime Ministers Questions only provide Mr Brown with further opportunities to demonstrate his criminal capacity to obfustate.

by genericwaz January 19, 2010