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tweet-it by pureblood princess January 6, 2010
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Tweet It
If someone says 'Tweet It' after another person has said a sentence then they must simply tweet the sentence they just said.
Tweet It by bantermobile May 27, 2015
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Beat it and tweet it by jwtf September 21, 2010
Skeet it and Tweet it
A variation of "Toot it and boot it."
The act of going on twitter and tweeting about the person who just finished giving you oral sex until you climaxed.
The act of going on twitter and tweeting about the person who just finished giving you oral sex until you climaxed.
Guy 1: So you had this chick for a one night stand. Did you jizz in her mouth?
Guy 2: Duh, I skeet it and tweet it!
Guy 2: Duh, I skeet it and tweet it!
Skeet it and Tweet it by JbJr03 July 30, 2010
Go Tweet About It
A more Web 2.0 version of 'Cool story, bro', (Web 2.0 meaning the social networking aspects of the internet.) Twitter uses the status used in Facebook and Myspace as it's defining feature. So to someone who posts an 'interesting tale', you may tell them to go 'tweet about it, faggot.'
Variations: Riveting tale, chap, Cool story, bro.
Variations: Riveting tale, chap, Cool story, bro.
Example:
Idiot:
Me and a friend of mine go to a mall, and try to pick some chicks up. We failed twice and damn it wasn't good. Like 2 days ago at this local park I got picked this one chick up but damn the ones at malls or a lot harder for some reason. Anyways it was a bad day, no numbers, no nothing.
Person:
That's cool, go tweet about it, faggot.
Idiot:
Me and a friend of mine go to a mall, and try to pick some chicks up. We failed twice and damn it wasn't good. Like 2 days ago at this local park I got picked this one chick up but damn the ones at malls or a lot harder for some reason. Anyways it was a bad day, no numbers, no nothing.
Person:
That's cool, go tweet about it, faggot.
Go Tweet About It by TBS Beanie August 14, 2009
Tweetitis
A disease where you HAVE to go on twitter.
Common side effects include:
Staying up all night on twitter
Checking twitter on your phone every two seconds
Having an epic freakout when deprived of twitter for more than 10 hours
Failing exams/not doing homework/being late to work because you were on twitter
Common side effects include:
Staying up all night on twitter
Checking twitter on your phone every two seconds
Having an epic freakout when deprived of twitter for more than 10 hours
Failing exams/not doing homework/being late to work because you were on twitter
Person 1: Dude why are you so tired?
Person 2: I have tweetitis.
Person 1: Stop being so anti-social and put your freaking phone away!
Person 2: I can't I have tweetitis!
Person 1: *on phone* Uh hi, we've been without internet for about 9 and a half hours... what's happening?
Person on phone: Sir, we'll get to you as soon as we can but you're quite far down on the list so it'll be another couple hours
Person 1: I have tweetitis
Person on phone: We'll be right there! Don't want another freak out on our hands!
Teacher: Why isn't your homework done
Pupil: I have tweetitis
Parent: Why are your exams results so bad?!
Kid: I have tweetitis
Boss: You've been late to work 5 days in a row! You better give me a good reason not to fire your ass!
Employee: I have tweetitis
Person 2: I have tweetitis.
Person 1: Stop being so anti-social and put your freaking phone away!
Person 2: I can't I have tweetitis!
Person 1: *on phone* Uh hi, we've been without internet for about 9 and a half hours... what's happening?
Person on phone: Sir, we'll get to you as soon as we can but you're quite far down on the list so it'll be another couple hours
Person 1: I have tweetitis
Person on phone: We'll be right there! Don't want another freak out on our hands!
Teacher: Why isn't your homework done
Pupil: I have tweetitis
Parent: Why are your exams results so bad?!
Kid: I have tweetitis
Boss: You've been late to work 5 days in a row! You better give me a good reason not to fire your ass!
Employee: I have tweetitis
Tweetitis by carolina_clouds June 19, 2010